Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Ixnay on Arack-bay

There have been reports that Blogger, which is owned by Google, has been blocking anti-Obama web sites. Truth to tell, most of these complaints have originated with Hillary supporters who have set up anti-Obama blogs, and there may well be a completely legitimate reason for the shut-downs; however, since Paco Enterprises is a small Mom and Pop blog (so small, in fact, that it doesn’t even have a Mom, just a Pop), and has to maneuver carefully to avoid getting crushed by the Powers That Be, I’ve decided to use a code name for the Democratic candidate. I ran his full name through an anagram generator and I’ve chosen the result that I found to be the most obscurely amusing. Now, on to the news.

Say, did everybody notice that Wesley Clark is the latest supporter to be tossed under the bus by Anaerobic Samba Husk?

(Editor’s note: feel free to choose your own favorite Obama anagram and display it in the comments section)

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

samba? Well that' s going to get you in big trouble! Oh, no, maybe what I' m thinking of is Little Black Sambo. I guess you' re safe.

Anonymous said...

Yo, anonymous! You're off by a vowel!!

Meanwhile, back in The Real World....

I prefer "The Messiah™" myself, paco, but that's not an anagram. I'll get back to you!

Anonymous said...

I think it's far past time to call BS on Obama's surrogates. Is there anyone so dense as to believe that all of these supporters, in varying degrees of proximity to, uh, Husk, just independently and coincidentally came up with the ideas that a) McCain is a failure for letting himself get shot down and tortured, the dumb shit, b) by doing so he missed out on all the really formative and instructional experiences needed to be CinC, and c) he was only a Yankee Air Pirate bombing orphanages and churches and is damned lucky to have escaped a war crimes trial anyway?

Of course, er, Anaerobic, took such a magnanimous step in announcing the he, oh no, would never, ever question John McCain's patriotism. Ballsy - hope that doesn't handicap him in the election, not questioning John McCain's patriotism. I hope he reminds us many more times that he won't question John McCain's patriotism, because otherwise some people might inadvertently question John McCain's patriotism and it just wouldn't be right.

To question John McCain's patriotism, I mean.

Latino said...

I tried to generate an anagram and it just told me, "shutup, racist infidel!"
Steve, I have been noticing a patter.
Obama surrogate issues vile smear.
Obama disavows surrogate.
Repeat as needed.

Latino said...

That would be "pattern."

Paco said...

No, you were right, Latino. The patter of acid rain.

Paco said...

Steve: Even some on the left are noticing that .

Paco said...

Well, dang! My hyperlink got reduced to an underscore, again. Anyhow, if you click on the underscore, you get the Hot Air story about a guy at the New Republic who says that Obama is blowing smoke.

Paco said...

RJ: Actually, running "The Messiah" through an anagram generator gives some good ones, including "Shame Seth I"

SwampWoman said...

Well, if A ARAB MA BOCK causes you to get blocked, Wordpress is a great place.

They haven't tossed me out on my ear yet.

Paco said...

Whoooo-doggies, Swamp Woman! I didn't know you'uns had a blog. I checked it out and it's a good 'un (it's now on by blog roll).

Minicapt said...

Why not just call him a "Belgian"?

Cheers

Old Sailor Man said...

I like "The Messiah", as it neatly encapsulates the destiny of The Chosen One, inter alia identifying Him as He Who Made The Sea Level Fall And Began Healing The Sick.

Importantly, it also abbreviates to "The Mess", which is what will be left of the US, and much else of the West, after a surprisingly short time

Old Sailor Man said...

Another possibility could be Jimmy the Dhimmi Mark II, or J'the D' Version 2008.

Either of these, though accurate, could be a little long for general use.

Anonymous said...

Why not just call him a "Belgian"?

Got it Mini...'cause he waffles.

Say, Paco isn't the "word verification on this one goykmm, a pickle?

Anonymous said...

How about 'O! Arab unMessiah Back'!

Paco said...

Tizona: "Goykmm"? Oy vey!

Old Sailor Man: "The Mess". Perfect!

RebeccaH said...

I have been calling him Obamessiah, but I don't want Google to get all shirty with you, so I've decided to change it to Obeyme. Fits his plan better, anyway.

Paco said...

"Obeyme". Haw!

Minicapt said...

Tizona:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUyD5RXEeY8

Cheers