Thursday, August 14, 2008

You Are Getting Sleepy...Your Eyelids Are Growing V-e-r-y Heavy

Senator Harry "The Human Tranquilizer" Reid will be speaking at the Democratic National Convention (I must act fast and get the coffee and NoDoz concessions).

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Don't forget, offer the No Doz pills in at least three different colors. And put up a sign reminding people that coffee is trans-fat free!

Paco said...

Haw! The price just went up!

RebeccaH said...

You mean you're actually going to watch that emo circus?

Paco said...

Rebecca: Watch it? Not at all! But I'm going to sell cafeine products to those at the convention who are compelled to!

Anonymous said...

I won 't even comment about #6 and #7, the Ubermessiah is a George Soros plaything.