Friday, February 27, 2009

Is It Food Or Is It Legislation?

I don’t know for sure, but if it really is food, it sure isn’t going into the pantry of my Obamalypse bunker.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

As a co-worker asked me, "Where the heck would they sell it at?!?!?!?"

Anonymous said...

It must be food. Legislation has pork and gravy, but there are no brains in legislation -- not lately anyway.

Anonymous said...

It's been years, but I was introduced to them as a child. They taste good when cooked with scrambled eggs.

Look of the bright side. Only 5 grams of fat.

Paco said...

Jeff: I'm sure it must be on the animal brains aisle at Safeway.

Fitzroy: Yeah, I guess that pretty much proves that it's food.

tokarev: Actually, the picture on the can makes the stuff look kinda good.

Anonymous said...

Come to think of it, they could sell this stuff at the eateries around Capital Hill. Most of the Congresscritters need all the brains they can get. And not because they're zombies -- I think their brains rolled out of their ears long long ago.

RebeccaH said...

Pork brains in milk gravy? Eww. I don't care if it is brain food. Let them eat fish.

Wait... you have a bunker? All I have is a Wal-Mart plastic bug-out tub.

Paco said...

Rebecca: That ought to be ok for Ohio. But the closer you get to D.C., the farther down you need to burrow.

missred said...

i am so not going to touch that stuff (and yes, i eat and love haggis). i only had brains once and that was with scrambled eggs. thank you very much. maybe its the milk gravy bit..

torecha.. taking the bull by the horns

Col. Milquetoast said...

The key, I think, to a successful bunker is in its versatility. It should work for any disaster : a societal collapse, an asteroid hit, nuclear winter, an alien invasion, a zombie uprising (am I missing anything?). If your bunker's food stocks includes zombie attracting foods like brains then you could face a food shortage and/or ammo shortage.

Paco said...

Colonel: Those are certainly important safety tips. Thanks!