Monday, November 9, 2009

Obama: Getting It Wrong Every Time


Greetings, fellow extremists!

I see that our wily President has sniffed out the anarchist tendencies of the Tea-Party movement. We should not let that deter us, however, from our blood-curdling placard-carrying and our attempts to terrorize elected officials through the violent means of contacting them via email and pledging not to vote for them if they support stupid legislation. We will not rest until the streets run blue with the discarded yard-signs and brochures of defeated and demoralized Democratic candidates, nor will we settle for anything less than the return of elected Democratic officials to the hometown law offices from whence they came, and where their original departures for Washington were no doubt greeted with enthusiasm and relief by their erstwhile partners.

Now, onward to the Senate and the next phase of the health care struggle, where it is devoutly to be hoped that our untiring efforts and unshakable resolve will result in some very sweet tea, indeed.

7 comments:

richard mcenroe said...

face it, when it comes to understanding the world,Obie get lousy marx...

Yojimbo said...

Speaking of getting it wrong, how about the Berlin Wall coverage. Outside of Fox news was there even a mention of Reagan, Thatcher or the Pershing Missile defense in western Europe?

JeffS said...

Oy. This guy is a L. O. S. E. R., with a huge "L" on his forehead.

Paco said...

I guess the damn thing just fell down due to an earthquake.

Yojimbo said...

Yeah, I guess that "Ring of Fire" moved and just didn't know where to file the change of address paperwork. Who knew!

This just may be presaging a shift in the magnetic poles in 2012. Maybe those Mayans knew what they were talking about after all.:)

RebeccaH said...

Just think of the names President OMeMe is going to call us when we start voting his pals out of Congress and himself out of the White House.

Paco said...

Rebecca: I bet he gets all "wee-wee'd up".