The ER in an undisclosed hospital. A patient on a gurney is writhing in pain, clutching his stomach.
Doctor: Ok, what’s wrong with this guy?
Nurse: He accidentally ingested some bad mushrooms.
Doctor: Have you administered an emetic?
Nurse: Yes, doctor. We tried syrup of ipecac, but it didn’t work. We also tried tartaric acid; same thing. He just won't vomit.
Doctor: All right. It’s dangerous, but I think we’re going to have to take drastic measures. Wheel him over to the computer, connect with the internet and make him read the piece at Newsbusters on Bryan Williams.
Three minutes later…
Patient: Bleahhhhh!!!!!
Nurse: Success!
(H/T: Small Dead Animals)
4 comments:
Deborah Leigh... That is Obama? Hmmm. Thought it was Urkel.
Obama is a classic beta male. The only other Demonrat who out betas him is John Kerry, Oompa Loompa.
For an aftertaste, google "Michelle Obama's toned arms" but beware - Extreme sycophancy alert.
And a happy New Year all.
Bleaaaahh!
*wipes mouth on sleeve*
I could have done without that, thank you.
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