Saturday, January 21, 2012

Who likes whom

There have been a couple of interesting endorsements over the last few days; John Bolton has come out for Romney, and Chuck Norris has sided with Gingrich (Today's Chuck Norris fact: Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his living room. The bear isn't dead, it's just afraid to move).

Me? I'm staying focused on the main enemy.

Who, incidentally, gave a speech at Disney World this week. Sorry, Barry, but you really asked for it. Caption time!


(Reuters)

"Someday is now, and your prince has come!"

18 comments:

JeffS said...

"Potemkin? What's a Potemkin?"

TW: slyztt. That sounds like a profane word in Russian.

rinardman said...

The Wonderful World of Dizzy
(dizzy-1:foolish,silly 2b:mentally confused) take your pick

This isn't mine, but I like it.

"The Lyin' King"

rinardman said...

I also heard Newt will thank Chuck Norris by naming him Secretary of Attack.

ambisinistral said...

Caption: "I'm looking for the Princess's castle. anybody know where it is?"

smitty1e said...

"And I said, 'Soros, can I please have the castle?', and he's all 'Sure, but you must remember to kill the XL pipeline.'"

Yojimbo said...

Slyztt may very well be a profane
word in Russian, OR

It could be a drunken stutterer ordering a Schlitz beer!

RebeccaH said...

"See, with more tax... er, stimulus money, I can give everybody a castle just like mine!"

From the same thread as "The Lyin' King": "When you wish upon a Czar..."

Robert of Ottawa said...

One foot Sub .... just look at my sponsots subs!

Boy on a bike said...

"Pinocchio said that if I keep lying, my nose will grow this long"

Yojimbo said...

What idiot in his administration or campaign thought it was a good idea for him to discuss the economy and his policies relating to it at....Disneyland with its plethora of metaphors?

bruce said...

The Sorcerer's Apprentice.

Wait a minute, isn't that Mad King Ludwig of Bavaria? 'The Swan King?'

Let's hope this is his Swansong.

bruce said...

Working up a plethora alright, Yojimbo.

Anonymous said...

Deborah Leigh said... 'If you clap really hard and say you believe then all our dreams can come true. Well, mine at least.'

By-the-way, who wears a gray tie to Disneyland?!?

For one day, Disneyland wasn't the happiest place on earth.

Col. Milquetoast said...

"This administration has saved or created over 2 million Tinkerbells."

Col. Milquetoast said...

"It's nice to be somewhere with at least one person who has ears as big as mine"

slightly modified can you spot the difference?

Paco said...

Colonel: I had to look closely - and twice - but I finally smoked it.

Albury Shifton said...

I think the microphones form a hidden Mickey

Paco said...

Albury: Good observation!