Monday, September 3, 2012

Fill 'er up!

The DNC is apparently worried about filling Bank of America stadium in Charlotte during Barry's re-coronation Thursday night, so they're busing in students from around North Carolina, and black church parishioners from South Carolina. I suspect, as desperation mounts, the DNC will fall back on the old reliable press gang.

"Hoy, you lubbers, off you go to HMS Fiasco! And toe the line once you're aboard if you want to avoid a taste of the lash!"


4 comments:

JeffS said...

They could always lure in drunks from Skid Row with offers of all the beer they can drink.

Come to think of it,. that would work with college students as well. Especially if they can get hot chicks to serve the beer.

SwampWoman said...

Heh. Yeah, we could watch people barfing in the stands in FULL COLOR!

If we were watching, that is.

Which we won't be.

JeffS said...

If I watch the DNC, Swampie, I'll be the one barfing.

rinardman said...

I got a call from the R & R campaign today, and the guy asked me what I thought of the convention. Then he asked if I'd be watching the Dipshit Convention next week.

I said - Yeah, right. I'd probably grab a gun and shoot the TV, if that was the only way to avoid it!