Monday, November 30, 2015

The future capital of the future state of Pacovia

And the price is right!

8 comments:

Mikael said...

The bank even installed new signs for the town.
“The old ones had bullet holes in them,” Montgomery says.


That's poor salesmanship from the bank's side. If you want to bye a ghost town you will need a reminder of said town's proud history of guns and whiskey as you stock up on beans and ammo, anticipating the zombie apocalypse. (Or waiting for Hillery to become the next President, in which case you will probably want to stock up some more.)

Paco said...

That's ok. I can supply some new bullet holes.

Bob Belvedere said...

Consider this my application for a job in Pacovia.

Hail, Pacovia - Land Of The Brave And Free!

RebeccaH said...

Looking for a bartender? I'll even supply my own saloon girl costume.

JeffS said...

I looked up Swett on Google Earth. You'll certainly have clear fields of fire.

Skeeter said...

Hey Paco, what happened to all those great plans to establish Pacovia on your island property off the coast of Queensland?

bruce said...

Well Skeeter, climate chaynge and all, the Barrier Reef was disappearing, then Kevin Rudd took over and wanted to install pink batts, then there may be Cassowaries, and Dendrocnides which send soldiers mad with pain after using them for toilet paper, and they passed on the deal...not to mention dingoes.

Paco said...

Yeah, that about covers it.