"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Wednesday, April 20, 2016
On behalf of a grateful Republic, I accept your generous offer
Rep. Peter King says he'll take cyanide if Ted Cruz gets the Republican presidential nomination.
Wow. Peter upped Rosie, Alec, and all the other infers (I'm leaving if...."). Ah, Mr. King, we'll miss ya. (pause) Nah. Just foolin'. I was going to help you by starting a Go Fund Me account for the cynaide, But then I figured you bilked enough hard working citizens to pay for it.
These clowns always promise great things but they never deliver.
Don't spoil yourself by committing suicide, Mr. King, when you can achieve the same effect by going to North Korea. You'd be away from the horrible Americans and in a worker's paradise. That's a twofer! Then all you have to do is say "Baby Kim is a putz" and voila, there you are, dead.
5 comments:
Win/win.
Shrug. One less New Yorker.
Wow. Peter upped Rosie, Alec, and all the other infers (I'm leaving if...."). Ah, Mr. King, we'll miss ya. (pause) Nah. Just foolin'. I was going to help you by starting a Go Fund Me account for the cynaide, But then I figured you bilked enough hard working citizens to pay for it.
"Go Fund Me account for the cyanide..."
Now, that right there's funny, I don't care who you are.
These clowns always promise great things but they never deliver.
Don't spoil yourself by committing suicide, Mr. King, when you can achieve the same effect by going to North Korea. You'd be away from the horrible Americans and in a worker's paradise. That's a twofer! Then all you have to do is say "Baby Kim is a putz" and voila, there you are, dead.
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