Monday, October 30, 2017

Carbon dioxide emissions alert

On the anniversary of Donald Trump's election victory, thousands in the "Resistance" plan to scream at the sky.

Not sure what this will accomplish, except to further demonstrate the well-known durability of the typical leftist larynx. I think it would be a good idea to distribute free bottles of Listerine to prevent the creation of a very fetid and insalubrious miasma over the affected areas.

Paco World News Daily (PWND) has obtained exclusive video of a couple of #nevertrumpers warming up for the big day:

4 comments:

JeffS said...

We could provide free plastic bags for them to put over their heads whilst they scream. To capture the carbon dioxide, naturally.

It's an ecologicially sound approach, after all. Wouldn't all that CO2 floating free, now, would we?

rinardman said...

When I was little, my Grandma raised chickens. I remember her telling me once that chickens are so dumb, that if caught out in a rainstorm, they sometimes look up at the sky with their beaks open, and the rain falling in would drown them.

Since these people are obviously dumber than the average chicken, I'm hoping for rainstorms that day.

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HAL9000 said...

Paco, shame on you for insulting honest and intelligent Siamang apes.

They appear to be laughing at the humans watching them, and who can blame the apes for that.